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I can't wait for summer.

It's really just creeping up. Once a year, it comes up. I can hear it knock, knock, knock in.

And you know how I know it's summertime? How? Because we've been having some beach days and it's been warm. Not like in the winter if we go to the beach or even in the spring sometimes or in the fall when it's still a little chilly.

I mean, it's technically still spring.

But I'm wearing a sweatshirt.

Sometimes you don't even wear a swimsuit.

It doesn't feel like an actual proper beach day.

Yeah, I don't take off any items of clothing once I get there.

If anything, I'm putting more on.

It's been nice and warm. And let me tell you what happened at the beach the other day.

What? I am swimming. Or I decide to get into the water. Okay. Okay. It's pretty cold. Braver than the

Marines. Wow. But something was pushing me in that thing was my urine. I really had to pee. And I was like, okay, I got to go pee in the ocean. And so I'm like, well, I wanted to get in anyways. It was a warm day. And so I walk into the ocean, okay? I get to about, I'm feeling pretty vulnerable. There's not really that many people around me. And a wave comes, kind of crashes over me. I'm like, okay, I'm getting my ovaries in. You know, like that's the hardest part. It's like your ovaries and your boobs. The ovaries. Wow. Okay.

I never. That's what makes it like, ooh, when you get your stomach in, it's like, yeah.

At least that's my theory. I don't know if that's scientifically correct. That's why I think, you know, your ovaries want to stay warm. So they freak out when it's cold. That does make sense because the cold water hitting the stomach is very jarring.

Yes.

I will admit.

So you haven't dunked your head yet.

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