Petty Claims Court
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Coachella tickets will be yours later this morning right now. We're about to meet a couple. Their relationship hangs in the balance. As you know, know getting into a fight with your significant others not usually fun unless you win that fight in |
| 0:40.9 | which case you get the points and it's all about scorekeeping and a healthy relationship |
| 0:44.2 | got to go ahead and stockpile those points and then use them on a rainy day it's not about |
| 0:49.6 | points it's about listening better communication validating each other's feelings and experiences. |
| 0:54.8 | Sounds like loser talk from someone that doesn't have a lot of points. If you have more points, you wouldn't talk like that, Alie. Excuse me, I have so many points that I got permission to cheat. Remember that? Yeah, but that's because she was Jedi mind-tricking you, and she has already a step ahead. She just wanted you to give her the same offer right back. No, no, no, no. And she'd be like, great, Don. |
| 1:11.4 | No, it's because I know what I'm doing. |
| 1:13.3 | I'm always right. |
| 1:14.0 | It's time for you to give her the same offer right back. No, no, no, no. Then she'd be like, great, done. |
| 1:11.4 | No, it's because I know what I'm doing. I'm always right. |
| 1:13.9 | It's time for you to become a jury. You have jury duty right now. You're going to hear from this couple in a moment. We're going to meet them together. They're going to tell us exactly what's going on. It's the issue. |
| 1:23.0 | One of them will be right. One of them will be wrong. |
| 1:24.8 | And you will help determine who's right, who's wrong. |
| 1:26.6 | It's time for your petty claims court. |
| 1:28.3 | Oh, hold on a second. |
| 1:29.5 | And now it's time for your petty claims court. |
| 1:28.2 | Oh, hold on a second. And now it's time for your petty claims court. |
| 1:34.8 | In the legal system, cases are tried from Supreme Court to small claims court. |
| 1:39.5 | But what about stuff that's too small for small claims court? |
| 1:43.2 | This is petty claims court. We is Petty Claims Court. |
| 1:45.9 | We get the gavel. |
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