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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Petty Claims Court

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Getting jury duty sucks in the mail, although it's a great excuse if you don't want to go to work for a few days. And a lot of people have used jury duty as an excuse.

0:38.5

In this particular case, you can use it if you want to, but we do need your input. We're going to meet a couple in a moment. They have been battling about something, and you will determine who's right, who's wrong. As we smash that gavel, it's time for petty claims court. In the legal system, cases are tried from Supreme Courts to Small Claims Court.

0:55.4

But what about stuff that's too small for small claims court in the legal system cases are tried from supreme courts to small claims court but what

0:55.8

about stuff that's too small for small claims court this is petty claims court all right court's in

1:03.5

session now let's go ahead and meet the person who has put in the claim this is moya

1:09.5

hey moya welcome to uh k. Thank you for joining us.

1:14.4

Hi, good morning. Sweet dibs. Why don't you go ahead and tell us who you're bringing to trial

1:19.2

today? Okay, so today, your honor, I am bringing forth my fiancee, who whenever he is

1:26.2

upset with me after we argue, or even when he's just being petty,

1:31.0

he leaves the shower curtain open and he leaves his wet towel either on the floor or on the

1:36.5

counter, he just doesn't hang it up. And I'm sick of it. You're sure he only does this when you've

1:42.1

just had a fight or something? It's not just a regular habit of his?

1:45.5

Well, that's the thing is when I moved in, that was the one thing that I'm like, hey, just close the shower, you know, curtains.

1:51.3

After your shower, just close it.

1:53.0

And we fought about this for weeks.

1:55.7

And so now he does it perfectly all the time, except for when I think he's mad at me.

2:00.7

So you think that's a little passive-aggressive way.

2:04.0

The retaliation.

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