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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.3	Jay Rock, Clon Alley Show.
0:34.3	Coming up later, Jake was back at the pawn shop to try to sell some of his treasures. And here's just a tease for that. That's coming up later this morning. I got a... You've heard of the band Spacehog? Spacehog is a band that were big in the 90s. There's a handwritten set list from their show at the Regent this year. I got this from the lead singer in their green room.
0:54.8	I don't know.
0:55.4	This is.
0:56.7	I passed for this.
0:56.7	I don't know what this is. I passed. I passed for this. So Jake, back at the pawn shop, trying to sell his treasures that he believes have lots of value and we try to prove otherwise. That'll be happening later this morning. I thought I was going to take a bunch of Dodger stuff. He was going to do that
1:10.8	And then we realized
1:12.0	I did some Dodger stuff
1:12.8	I think he did going to take a bunch of Dodger stuff. He was going to do that.
1:10.9	And then we realized... I did try to sell some dirt from Dodger Stadium as well. Yeah, weren't you going to give him some sort of like valuable card or something? A ticket. Oh, a ticket. Yeah, World Series ticket. World Series. Digital ticket. Oh, man. It's a printout of an email. Oh, okay. This guy's not... Did you do that, Jake, or no?
1:27.6	This guy only wants diamonds and gold, I think.
1:29.5	I took dirt, and I took a lucky dog. It's a printout of an email. Oh, okay. This guy is not, this guy. Did you do that Jake or now?
1:27.6	This guy only wants diamonds and gold, I think.
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