Petty Claims Court

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	$5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	Relationships are all about keeping score.
0:33.1	Anyone who tells you otherwise, it's probably not in a relationship.
0:35.8	There's actually a new study that just came out about that very thing and about how relationships,
0:41.1	all relationships, romantic or otherwise, cannot last if people keep score.
0:46.9	All right, well, we'll agree to disagree on that one. Point me.
0:50.1	And that is my way of scoring myself and other points.
0:53.4	Okay.
1:11.5	You may not keep score like on a scoreboard in the kitchen. Like I've been pitching my wife, we get put up there so we can actually look at the score and see who's up more and who did more that day and who helped out more and who made more food and did more errands. But you're all keeping score. It's a running tally in your head, right? No. Yes. No, you're doing that.
1:13.4	I don't think everyone else is doing that.
1:15.0	I know you and Omar are the main... That's spoken like someone who's got a low score. I don't need to keep score because I always win anyway. All right. See, you're keeping score. That's my point. Everyone is keeping score. Petty Claims Court is an opportunity for couples that are battling about something that may seem small and petty to bring us their arguments on the radio.
1:30.5	What the hell is that coming from we're getting feedback are we ghosts wow sorry that was me oh oh
1:36.9	Omar's very busy are you listening to us on the side he's putting Omar's listening to the YouTube he's a big net banger oh my
1:42.3	that's right let's get into it as we meet the couple.
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