How do you tell someone after a date or two that you're just not interested? You could just say that. Or you don't say anything. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, exactly. That's the easy way. I mean, do you send them a carefully worded text and end with a little shrug emoji? Yeah. No. Sorry. No. I don't know. I think it's okay. No. Do you send them a snail mail like a thank you but no thank you card?

Oh, in the mail.

That's so weird.

Or do you do what I've done while riding in the back of a cab with this person,

pretend to fall asleep just so that you don't have to kiss them goodnight or talk about your future plans together.

That really happened and not proud to admit it, but I did. Pretended to fall asleep, so I wouldn't have to talk about. It's like just what I think you couldn't get more passive aggressive. So that means like we're a block away. I know. Jeff, it's four in the afternoon. Yeah, it's not even a night thing.

It's a cowardly move, but highly effective, I will say.

I can see that working.

Might be the most cringeworthy way of rejecting someone, but an online publication did a poll asking people,

what's the pettiest reason they've ditched a person after just a few

hangouts and they found the top responses let's go over some of them wouldn't be surprised

that she didn't want to call me after that but number 10 is I was on a date with a really cute guy

when he dropped his napkin on the ground and shouted whoopsopsies, instant deal breaker. Really, just because he said whoopsies. Sorry, Jose was confused. What's the problem? I say whoopsie daisies. I go one step ahead. That's okay. Just you're not the right person for that person. Yeah. You weren't meant to be together. There you go. Number nine says, I broke up with my eighth grade boyfriend right before Christmas, so I wouldn't have to buy him a gift. Of course, I did that after he'd already given me his. Smart. Oh, Alexis, it's so mean. That's harsh. Oh, my God. Find gifts for people is the worst. It would have been like a collage picture frame.

They are in eight-grade.

These are the top ten pettiest reasons people have ever ditched someone after just a few dates.

Number eight says every time I asked her what she would like to do, she would respond with an annoying, I don't know.

That's the perfect way to say it

Yeah

That was so good

Could you just picture 40 years of that for the rest of your life like well let me think I don't know

Yeah

Do you take this ring?

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