Pets, Paris & Price Tags
Nip, Tuck, Not Giving a F....
Bauer Media
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
There's a big issue with unwanted guests this week. Ashley's had some 4 legged friends breaking into her house and the kids think they've struck it lucky with free pets. Lauren's taken her daughter to Paris for her dream weekend, but ended up spending it not quite how she'd imagined and a great deal more in debt. Plus we've got ANOTHER listener with an unwanted guest downstairs... You guessed it, BV! Luckily Ashley & Lauren have got a solution. The girls also talk about the troubling accusations facing MAFS and share their top recommendations in What We Bought This Week.
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| 0:00.0 | They had a musy and it's stunning. A musy. Yeah. I got some music from IKEA. Anyway, right, where do we even... IKEA? What the fuck? It's probably the cardboard like from the fucking... Honestly. Flat patterns. Fucking Al Lauren. What the fuck? It would have been better sticking with the Hermes appointment. Would have cost... So, I said to a babe, I love you, right? 20 quid for strawberries. I just... I couldn't. So by the time you've got the cream, the hot chocolate and the strawberries, it's like 60 quid. Absolutely, yeah, for one person. As soon as Saskia's eyes open, it was like... Mouse. Yeah. Thia would love that. |
| 0:38.7 | Try it in your garage. |
| 0:40.1 | I'm scared. |
| 0:40.9 | She runs downstairs and I'm just like, |
| 0:44.4 | there's going to be no mouse. |
| 0:46.8 | And there was an actual mouse in it. |
| 0:48.5 | I'd have lost my shit. |
| 0:53.9 | Guys, hi and welcome to this week's episode of a nip-tuck. Lauren, how are you? She just went, of a nip-tuck, of a nip. Of a nip-tuck. I'm all right, you know. I'm sat quite comfortably with one foot. I look like I've only got one head. I just jeans are so not comfy. |
| 1:11.6 | No, they're not. |
| 1:12.2 | And do you know what? |
| 1:12.5 | Oh my God, that belt is stunning. Thanks, I've got it in Brun. I've got some form of stain here or is it like a stain on the denim? They look like bleach. Where are those jeans from? These genes are H&M and they're a wide leg and they're a slightly high waist. |
| 1:29.5 | Do you know what though? |
| 1:30.1 | My waist has gone. I never had one, I know this. But like, gone. What do you mean? So I'm trying to work out whether it's because my hips have gone less. I've always been quite boxy but I am a fully box. I'm a box now. |
| 1:44.6 | When you have a baby, your hips expand. |
| 1:46.7 | They've gone back. |
| 1:49.0 | Then they go back and that's what causes, you know, hip dips. |
| 1:53.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:53.9 | So you get that like hole. |
| 1:55.0 | Oh, I've got a hole. |
| 1:56.7 | Because they go back so quick. |
| 1:59.0 | But I know someone that had the rib remodeling. Oh my God, this isn't even in our chat. We need to talk about that. Hold it because I've got... It's a good chat. We're going to do a deep dive on rebery modeling. Which we've just added into the episode there. Sorry, Lucas. Right. First of all, what is coming up this episode. |
| 2:18.8 | So I'm going to tell you about my little trip with Paris Hilton. |
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