Pets and Celebrities

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer

Comedy, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

4 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2018

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

The gang seamlessly weaves in and out of topics like pets, the animals we eat, celebrity, and how much to care when people are mean to you on the internet. Also, they Pound It or Pass on Anderson Cooper. Season two of "3 Girls, 1 Keith" is available only on Spotify Free and Premium. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, how you doing? Hey, way you been.
0:05.0	Three girls talking about a lot of love and sin
0:09.0	And then someone sitting next to us
0:11.0	Who the freaking man is?
0:13.0	Oh, oh, it's king.
0:18.0	Do you want to blow your nose? You sound a little stuffed up.
0:21.0	No, it's from me taking my bag where.
0:23.0	What is your problem?
0:26.0	It's 1236.
0:28.0	It takes that long. I'm taking it like you don't know.
0:32.0	Oh my god. I thought it was a tick-tack. Now that makes sense.
0:37.0	All right, welcome to another family-friendly episode.
0:42.0	Three girls won Keith, which we did try to replace Keith.
0:48.0	But hey, guys, how are you? Are you excited about the episode today?
0:53.0	I feel real good.
0:54.0	What are our goals for today?
0:56.0	I want to speak truth to power.
1:01.0	My goal is to continue to watch Keith's feminism inspire and grow.
1:09.0	Rage, what's your goal?
1:12.0	I want to be a vulnerable little baby kitten.
1:15.0	Oh, wow.
1:19.0	What's your goal, Keith?
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