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Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Jonny and Richard wonder why singer Michael McDonald keeps buying cheap foldable fake Aviators from gas stations and then accidentally sitting on them. Also in this episode, the Kia Starmer and Hyundai Bayern Munich football club, Lewis Hamilton buying Chelsea, living in Monaco versus just paying taxes, the boringness of hairpin bends, why the 205 GTI has a claggy throat, hot hatches that feel like John Hurt from Alien, the joy of the Citroen ZX Volcane, Adrian Newey's Custom Car cover star stance, the Peugeot 505 and Ferrari Pinin, Marillion car update, the smell of Jorvik Viking Centre, sunroof mishaps, Jonny getting his hair trapped in a Ford GT, Richard being called a bandit by Martin Brundle, an over-badged Suzuki courtesy car, the official definition of tuning stages, grot mag headline round-up, Quincy Jones spilling wine on a synth, the Tosscars championship, and messages from Jonny's dad. Plus, news about an all-new Late Brake Show Live event.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast of its two friends talk about cars and many other things. |
| 0:12.0 | Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's quiz time. It's quiz time. I've got a like a micro quiz for you. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, okay. It's called the Kia Quiz. |
| 0:24.0 | Okay. Okay. Is the answer A, the Stonic, B, the Kia Stinger, C, the Kia Starma? Which one do you drive? |
| 0:36.0 | Is that it? That's it. Stonic Stinger or Starma? Which one do you drive to work in? |
| 0:45.0 | Be on it, down off of the back lanes. |
| 0:49.0 | Kia Stinger is quite a nice car, isn't it? I love the Stinger. I can't remember. Am I driven a Stonic? |
| 0:54.0 | No. I guess you saw them. I have to quite like the look of the Stonic. It's got a sort of chunkiness to it that's appealing in its own kind of way. |
| 1:01.0 | If you like that kind of thing. There's a Hyundai that's out called the Bayou or Bayan or something. |
| 1:07.0 | But you've seen this. Bayan tapestry or the Bayan tapestry. The Bayan tapestry. The Bayan tapestry. The Bayan Unic Football Club. |
| 1:12.0 | I think that's it. That's it. The Hyundai Bayan Unic Football Club. |
| 1:16.0 | It's endorsed by all the players. They've just bought it. They've just bought a chunk of Hyundai and said on the Proviso |
| 1:23.0 | that we make one called the Bayan Unic. |
| 1:27.0 | What is it? Costs to develop a new car. These, they're billion dollars or something. |
| 1:32.0 | So for footballers, they could just pull their resources, develop a car. |
| 1:37.0 | And then wherever it goes, it promotes their football club. I don't, I don't. |
| 1:40.0 | Yeah. A bit like cricketers getting free cars. |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah, like we were talking about in previous podcasts. |
| 1:48.0 | Hey, but I also heard that Lewis Hamilton is chipping in to buy Chelsea Football Club off of |
| 1:53.0 | definitely not Cricket Roman. A crap of it. Chipping in. Yeah. |
| 1:58.0 | Yeah. And I thought, oh my gosh, is he, is he that wealthy? |
| 2:02.0 | Well, I think he is, isn't he? He can just buy Chelsea with Serena Williams and like another bloke |
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