Peter Gabriel Loves To Cross-Stitch

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2018

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Tim Meadows, Peter Hulne, and Colton Dunn join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! They’ll fact check a Peter Gabriel expert, take a homophobic uncle skydiving, and argue over the name of their gang. Plus, a phone-hat tech trend gains traction and a group of police officers comes up with creative ways to be dicks on the job. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: IMPROV).

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0:34.0	Who was his quarterback after Montana in San Francisco?
0:40.6	Steve Young.
0:41.6	Steve Young.
0:42.6	Yes.
0:43.6	He was on the television and he was talking about that at a certain point, you know, it's
0:47.8	time to, he knew it was time to retire and he said his experience was that somebody
0:53.0	was getting angry in like the door and a half time and they were like, hey, we got to get
0:56.8	out there.
0:57.8	Play harder.
0:58.8	I'm not ducking, yelling.
0:59.8	And he's just like, we're all grown men, like, this is crazy, dude, I'm sitting here being
1:05.2	yet.
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