there's so much fucked up shit to get into well Welcome back to Little Stingers, baby.

I'm Michael fucking Rainey here with my homeboy, Jean-Delle Calo.

Hello.

Jacob Furman Matera.

Ping, ping.

Thank you all for joining us here tonight for another episode.

Boys, I'm so happy to be here with you tonight for so many different reasons.

One is that I have my glow-in-the-dark butt plug in, and Jake, I want to thank you for controlling it.

So if you see Jake pick up his phone at any point, just know he's lighten my fire.

We're at a setting four right now for everyone following along.

I better see this motherfucker's spinning by the end of this episode.

And the chairs stay still.

He's going to end up like one of the,

a peppy Lapewue with the mouth is dropping on the table in a minute.

Oh, and what is that saying?

Oh, man, there are truly been some innovations in the word of pup plugs. Yeah, when the, it's so funny, though, that the, the lights are like just the lights that you would get out of a toy from the grocery store. You know what I mean? Like a bouncy ball. Innocence is gone. Still, just like three colors. Yeah, it's like, like you just look at one of those and it looks like somebody's got the trans-Siberian orchestra going on in their asshole. And now people watching can just put a quarter in and watch this. We should have talked about this in Stinker News. Do you hear about that lady who got the MRI? She was wearing a butt plug and you're not supposed to wear any kind of jewelry.

And she was wearing what she thought was a complete silicone butt plug, but it was not.

I mean, lady.

So they turned the machine on and this thing ripped from her asshole all the way up to the middle of her chest.

Whoa.

It in like the speed of light. Like that's how fast it happened. And she's okay. I mean... What? She's survived, and she's, like, she was being treated in critical condition and stuff, but, like, she's going to survive that. But, man, is she going to have a story when she leaves the hospital? Oh, my God.

Where is she being treated?

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