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Hey, folks, you know what time it is.

It's that time of the week where we do an Ask Metaxus segment.

Fortunately, I'm named Metaxus, and I've got plenty answers for the questions people have written in. I'll tell you, I'm so excited. I want to do a spit take, but I can't. No, no, don't do a spit take. Now that's considered politically incorrect. Okay. The first question is complicated. So I'm going to read this one. Somebody writes, the rest of them, you can read me the questions and all that.

But I'm going to read this question.

This one says, Dear Eric, this is Blake from Chicago.

He says, Dear Eric, agonizing dilemma, hate to bother you, bro, because you are very important and very busy,

and you dwell in the unscalable, staggering heights

of highest dignity, honor, and wisdom. I'm going to say true. But it's not a true or false

question. He goes on. He says, but I got this itching dilemma. You might want to try Talcum Powder.

Usually that's the first place I'd go.

He says, I have an itching dilemma.

7-Eleven has a deal where you get a delicious rotissory hot dog with all the trimmings,

chips and a big gulp for $6.99.

Or you can have a chili dog cheesy nachos and a supersized slurpee for just $7.59.

Which one should I choose?

Which one would Bonhofer have chosen?

What about Martin Luther?

Augustine?

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