This is the Pete and Sebastian show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Hey, Biscuit, it's Jimmy from Boston.

Betty, I said it before, what a fantastic life you must lead to compare your stay on a luxury cruise ship

to being incarcerated.

Never mind that you only stop on a most beautiful island in the world

and that everybody on board treat you like you're a young Sinatra.

And you're getting paid for this shit.

I went and googled, I googled that shit.

You know, this boat you're on, this fucking thing has five star steak joints,

French bistros, fucking gelato, and this shit has you punching your bed

and crying into your pillow.

It cursed out the Lord.

Dude, we can only hope everything else goes well when you're out there

and you don't get so much as a splinter.

Otherwise, the cat is gonna have to take away your fucking shoelaces.

Sack up, will you kid?

All right, I'll hit her.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a baitful trip

that started from this topic bored of bored this tiny ship.

All right, we know the song, all right, I'll hit her.

Let's move on.

Hey.

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