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The Pete and Sebastian Show

Pete & Sebastian Show 96

The Pete and Sebastian Show

Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.96K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2014

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian is in Finland to drive Porches and its a disaster! Hear Pete talk him through it in this new hilarious episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom and hello to...

0:04.6

Huh?

0:30.8

This is the Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:45.2

Good day, Baskett, it's Jimmy from Boston. First off, let me just officially apologize to fling

0:53.2

and the McMahon family. I mean, you all rest to show that I'm truly that sweet and

0:57.4

courgial thought that Baskett described me to. I mean, either we evolve or we dissolve, you know what I'm

1:03.2

saying? And now with that said, let me understand something here. Pete knows it can recite every

1:10.2

episode of Dumber and Greg verbatim, the bouncer you show ever put on television. And Baskett

1:17.0

sits around in his silky drawers watching reality television with the cable guy and one

1:22.0

along his friends on a couch that I can only imagine looks like it could have been stolen from

1:26.1

the set of boogie nights. And I'm the one that's suspect on this show. That's what I call some

1:31.6

stinkin' bullshit. Later. Hey, this is Pete Corrielli and I'd like to apologize in advance

1:39.2

for my overuse of the F-bomb on this show as well as laughing at my own jokes. It's really quite

1:45.8

annoying. And on a flip side, don't forget to go to WCCIGS.com, get yourself some white,

1:53.9

cloud E cigarettes. You can get three flings for like, I don't know, 10 bucks, something ridiculous

2:00.8

like that. They're so little you can cup them in your hand. They won't even know smoke them on a plane.

2:06.0

Get yourself the electronic kit like myself. I think it's like 30 bucks. You get these cartridges,

2:11.2

five cartridges for 10 bucks. A cartridge lasts like three, four days. It's basically smoking for free

2:19.1

without all the tobacco nastiness to it. And don't get these other brands. They stink. Get the white

2:26.0

cloud. All right. You can quit smoking. I'm a professional comedian, but this time I'm not joking.

2:34.7

White cloud. Lou, hit the music.

3:04.8

I feel like I'm in a problem. He's in Sebastian's show. Sebastian is in Finland. Me and I say more

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