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The Pete and Sebastian Show

Pete & Sebastian Show 90

The Pete and Sebastian Show

Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.96K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2014

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian hires ninja movers, Pete's ancestors try to find him on Facebook, Amish school, don't brag about your marathon, & a new interview segment called, "What Do You Do?"
And so many funny stories in this new episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:15.0

Pretty basic, it's Jimmy from Boston, just as I thought I was gonna have to call and console you for not wanting to share anymore.

0:26.0

You go and you let everyone know that when you drop a douche in the airport bathroom, you set up a little toilet paper village in your tidy whiteies and on deck circle of ass wipes if you will.

0:38.0

And that only reminded me and cemented into my head that my pot in this show isn't always will be the salt and not the bandage when you two expose wounds.

0:49.0

So on a personal note, thank you for making what I do so easy because shit do I enjoy that hell out of it.

0:56.0

And I was gonna tell you how awful that Jimmy Stewart bit was, but Mr. Stewart had such kind words to me that figured I'd leave it alone.

1:03.0

I mean the man's a legend after all isn't he?

1:06.0

Laida.

1:20.0

Pete Sebastian show, we're coming back here we are bro, how you feeling?

1:26.0

I think the, I think it broke last night.

1:30.0

All right, Sebastian's got a massive cold folks for those tuning in.

1:34.0

If you're out in KC, they probably were aware of that.

1:37.0

Yeah, they were definitely aware of that and I know some people traveled as far as Arkansas to come and see the show.

1:44.0

And I tried my best.

1:47.0

I wasn't at 100%.

1:49.0

So I'm sorry I wasn't feeling up to par, but thanks for coming out to the show and hopefully the next time I come to Kansas City, I'll be healthy.

1:59.0

But yeah, I think I think it broke last night.

2:02.0

I woke up and I'm that kid and man, I've never woke up like this where the bed was completely drenched.

2:10.0

Wow, it broke.

2:12.0

It broke and it broke hard.

2:14.0

I still have residual cough that you might hear on and off throughout the show, but I definitely feel better than I did 24 hours ago.

2:25.0

And I tell you, when you have a cold and you fly, whoo, I felt my head was going to explode up there.

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