You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

This is The Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Peter!

You're a biscuit! It's Jimmy from Boston, biscuit.

We've already gone over to litany and shit that you've done to earn yourself your other beloved nickname, Hollywood.

But of all your previous endeavors, none.

I'm more Hollywood than the Maraj, a primordon of shit that you admitted to last show.

From getting your backwax so hard that you got frostbite,

to complaining about the fucking thread count of the sheets on a bed that you just needed to pass out drunk in.

To have in a three-phase system to wash your hair.

For worse of all, and I cannot believe that instead of bar soap,

your shower using liquid soap, like in a goddamn elderly poodle with a hard condition.

Listen to me, grab a barra zest, run a quick dab of hidden shoulders for you here,

hang it on with your naked!

All right!

Waiting for the right moves.

Waiting in the basement.

Pete and Sebastian show coming to you from... Tell them where you coming from, bro.

Hello!

Good day, mate!

What is going on? You're like the world traveler for the Pete and Sebastian show.

Wash racing on the ice in Iceland, I believe.

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