Pete’s Regret, Turkey Teeth, & Gen-Z Slang

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian and Pete go over a few bucket list guests that they would like to speak with on the show and how to stay in the cultural zeitgeist. Pete explains the origin of 4/20 and how dispensaries are now upscale establishments. Pete’s got a favorite local DJ that he normally agrees with 100% but he emailed him directly this week because of his take on weed. Sebastian points out that Pete is now the listener that he hates. Will Pete’s email turn into a radio war? Sebastian’s ability to stay off social media for the past few months amazes everybody. Can you take advice from someone not doing well? Sebastian and Pete talk funeral outfits and get Kim’s perspective. Sebastian is excited to send out Thank You notes while his Mother-in-Law got Pete the perfect gift. The guys discuss the pros and cons of going to Turkey for new hair and teeth as Sebastian has a consultation coming up. While meeting a new member of the show’s video team, Sebastian is schooled in some Gen-Z lingo and mannerisms. Should Sebastian wear Lakers colors to the playoff game? Sebastian’s dad is coming to town and he has to get ready for his daughter’s Granny Party. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Sebastian Menascalco show.
0:03.0	Still trying to figure out these headsets, man.
0:07.0	You don't even look like you have anything in.
0:09.0	That's why I like you.
0:10.0	Yours is like slick.
0:12.0	You know, you look like a guest on your own show right now.
0:16.0	Like, you haven't found you look yet.
0:18.0	And it's cool.
0:20.0	Like, what about, like, putting them behind you? Is that a look? Like, where they're like... Well, maybe we should... Or they don't... Maybe we... Are we recording, guys? Oh, we are. Okay. I am. I am. Great. So, if I went this way... What do you think of that
0:38.7	yeah and i mean
0:40.6	then eventually they got to be custom made to do that for you and all that like
0:44.7	you know you know someone's got to like trying to lean into that look but that's a good
0:48.3	look well you know what you like yeah wait do you like the total ear cover Is that why you're going with the big models like that?
0:57.0	Well, right now I'm going with this due to the fact that I'm familiar with this and I'm not
1:01.0	familiar with any other ones that they gave me today.
1:05.0	So I want to try those out around the house and what have you.
1:09.0	But you know what?
1:10.0	Maybe it's like two cans just sucked onto the ears
1:14.6	with no none of this you know because i'm i'm saying like you looking through here i don't like
1:21.9	the space between this thing and my head anyway we, we'll work it out.
1:30.3	Welcome, everybody, Sebastian Mascalsco show.
1:32.5	There's a lot going on here already.
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