Welcome to Staying Relevant the podcast hosted by two bests of best pals, Peter James, Jonathan Joseph Wicks and me, Sam Thompson, this is the bonus episode.

Which means it's Thursday and you'll be able to watch this on Sunday and Monday's main episode.

You'll be able to watch tomorrow, which is Friday, which means you can catch us on a...

A Monday, a Thursday, a Friday and a Sunday.

I will be swearing, especially as it's the return of Postman Pete.

Which he loves.

If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

Do you want to do rape review and all that?

How much do you love Postman Pete Quigley?

I think it's the worst segment we've ever had.

That's producer Pipp. I thought it was a great idea, Postman Pete.

I genuinely did think it was a really good idea.

But then what happened was you started sending stuff.

And what you send is bullshit.

I mean, I've just vetoed a Christmas decoration

because someone's just made a Christmas decoration out of wire. Why do I care?

Whoever sent the Christmas star, I really like it.

Well, it's going on, it's going on Pippa's Christmas tree, but it will not be going anywhere near my hands.

And certainly no any of this podcast because it's a waste of everyone's time.

It was funny, Pete was going to say Christmas tree, then he realised he's never going to buy a Christmas tree for his house.

So he went hands.

I have lived on home for a very, very long time, and I've never had a Christmas tree.

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