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Pete's Film Club: United Passions

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🗓️ 6 July 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Pete’s Film Club made its long awaited return on the Football Ramble Patreon during the World Cup! The Club is the only place where you’ll hear us review the most bang average football films out there.


So today, we bring you episode one of our Patreon mini-series, where Pete and Luke review United Passions! It’s the film about FIFA made by FIFA. We’ll say no more because you simply HAVE TO hear it to believe it. 


For more bonus episodes like this and other exclusive benefits, head over to patreon.com/footballramble!



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0:00.0

Hello, Ramblers. Something slightly different as our Some of Ives continued today. We relaunch

0:04.4

Pete's film club exclusively for our page and subscribers during the World Cup. Well, today we

0:09.0

are sharing the first of four special episodes from that series in which Luke and I reviewed

0:15.7

United Passions. It's the film about FIFA, made by FIFA and widely regarded as the worst

0:23.1

football film of all time. So enjoy and remember to get access to our whole back catalog of

0:29.2

bonus episodes just head on over to Petru.com for our football rambles to subscribe for his

0:34.5

little as five dollars.

0:45.5

Pete's film club. Welcome back to Pete's film club. It's back, baby, and to mark its grand

1:02.0

return we are watching, perhaps the mother of terrible football cinema and widely considered to be

1:07.7

the worst film of all time in everyone's opinion has watched it. And today Luke, Moa and I are

1:14.0

talking about United Passions, the birth of the World Cup. It's a film that tells the story

1:22.0

of how FIFA was born. It was also coincidentally 90% funded by FIFA. Roll a trailer!

1:31.2

Our sport has a bright future ahead. Every day around the world, new federations spring up.

1:44.0

FIFA. FIFA! You're so cool, federations. Doesn't even exist yet.

1:52.8

FIFA is cool. Mr. Remed, you need the money. We need our championship.

1:58.9

The first World Cup we'd be held in Irrigui.

2:07.2

Everything I've done up until this point has been for the good of football.

2:14.0

Does the man remember you're making history?

2:27.6

That film could win the Who Gives a Shit World Cup. I mean, all of it from start to finish,

2:33.4

it is two hours of Who Gives Applying Fuck. The whole film is basically a very selective,

2:39.6

potted history of FIFA from a 19 or 5 to set blatter announcing South Africa as the host of the

2:46.8

2010 World Cup. Luke, I mean, I'm really sorry, Pete's film club. I'm going to call it the dice.

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