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Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig

Pete Holmes

Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig

Grace Helbig Inc?

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.86.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Fellow podcaster, comedian, and man of many talents, Pete Holmes is on this week’s episode. He stars in the new series CRASHING and has his own comedy special FACES AND SOUNDS, both on HBO. He shares his horticultural appreciation of Disneyland, unpleasant Uber rides, and his punk rock past. Then, we eviscerate WESTWORLD, a ridiculous show we both love! - If you’d like to WATCH Not Too Deep, head on over to Fullscreen.com/nottoodeep and sign up for your FREE first week! - This episode is brought to you for free by our wonderful sponsors: Third Love, Spring, and Blue Apron. Go support them for supporting us!

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0:00.0

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0:06.5

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0:16.0

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0:30.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of Not Too Deep with Your Host Me Grace and Helbig the first it is.

0:34.6

You've guessed it. A very exciting episode with, you called it a very exciting guest.

0:42.2

It is comedian actor, hilarious laffer, Pete Holmes, Pete I've known for years.

0:48.6

He's an amazing stand-up comedian that I've seen perform in New York and now he has a new HBO special.

0:53.7

He's got an HBO series coming out in February with Judd Appetow.

0:59.0

He's doing a lot of really cool stuff and he made the time to sit down and tell us some of his most hilarious stories, his most hilarious pet peeves.

1:08.0

And some of the more specific places he would masturbate if he could.

1:12.9

There's just a whole lot of a lot in this episode so please enjoy this episode not too deep with Pete Holmes.

1:23.7

What does that just mean shooting?

1:25.7

I mean it's like the noise that you put in like rap remix songs.

1:29.0

I've heard it in the music.

1:30.2

Like the horn that's like,

1:31.6

we're giving out free shots of Yegard Hall the ladies.

1:36.5

Poo poo poo poo!

1:40.1

And for some reason, yeah, like fire exits are located behind you.

1:44.1

Like the laments announcement.

1:45.9

I just was at the Pirates of the Caribbean and it's fun.

1:49.4

And the safety announcements are done by a pirate so he's like,

1:52.4

if you need exit the ride for any reason, be sure to signal to one of your employees.

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