Pete Holmes
Community Service with Craig Conant
Craig Conant
4.9 • 795 Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Summary
Craig and Pete talk about giraffes, AI skeleton Jesus, and recognizing your awareness.
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Contact Cynthia at Ritual Skin and Soul:
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The Pet's Choice Animal Groomers - https://www.instagram.com/thepetschoice_wilmington.ca/
Craig's Holistic Doctors:
Dr. Jay - https://www.instagram.com/100yearsjay/
PBC Health - https://www.instagram.com/pbchealthwellness/
Healing/Hustling Links:
Louise Hay - https://youtu.be/lz16YqpWkz4
Wayne Dyer - https://youtu.be/44ImQV46lF4
Change Your Thoughts, Change Your Life - https://youtube.com/watch?v=14JxE7i0EPc
Louise Hay Sleep Meditation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz8bHR4o7E0
Emmet Fox - Prayer Is Not A Way Of Asking, But Of Receiving - https://youtu.be/Tf4yVNtMOgw?si=fQGIg-SGgbF8nBuS
Robert Kiyosaki - Liabilities to Assets - https://youtube.com/watch?v=A8vD_XO0vUU
Craig's favorite healers:
Esther Hicks (AKA Abraham Hicks)
Joe Dispenza
Bruce Lipton
Dr. Sebi
Also shout out to these light workers giving out that lost knowledge:
Dr. Delbert Blair
Dolores Cannon
Santos Bonnaci
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Stop! |
| 0:03.1 | Oh shit. |
| 0:05.0 | We have a hundred six to zero in progress for most of each. |
| 0:09.0 | Subject is 25 and appears what shit is good. |
| 0:12.9 | Get back here. |
| 0:20.4 | Hey everybody. Welcome to Community Service Podcast. |
| 0:24.1 | You guys on the road. |
| 0:25.8 | Where am I going next? |
| 0:26.9 | Oklahoma City, March 13th, 14th, Los Angeles. |
| 0:31.0 | We added another headlining date, March 19th, Los Angeles, the Hollywood Improv. |
| 0:37.4 | March 20th, Los Angeles, my special taping sold out, but you could go the 19th Los Angeles the Hollywood Improv March 20th Los Angeles my special taping sold |
| 0:40.5 | out but you could go the 19th also the special taping sold out two months in advance meaning |
| 0:46.8 | there might be people that cancel and a few more can sneak into that there'll be a standby |
| 0:52.1 | thing Sacramento completely sold out. We're adding a late |
| 0:56.4 | night Thursday show. Once that sells out, we will probably add a Sunday. I will be all up in Sacramento, |
| 1:02.0 | the punchline March 26, 27, 28th, and most likely the 29th. April 10th, 11th, Corpus Christi, |
| 1:09.2 | I'm done with the dates. Denver, Colorado, Miami, Fort Worth, Greenville, San Francisco, Charlotte, Richmond, Las Vegas, Seattle, and many, many more to come. |
| 1:20.1 | It takes a while to work out these contracts with the clubs. |
| 1:23.0 | Please get merch. |
| 1:24.1 | We got new merch coming out. |
| 1:25.4 | It may be live by this time. |
| 1:26.8 | I got Driving on Mushroom new merch. |
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