Pete Holmes - Wall To Wall Carpeting

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Pete Holmes (https://peteholmes.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a typo lead a Maryland woman to be declared dead, Randy explains that a falconer was fired after posting a picture of his penis online after his implant surgery, and Daniel warns against cheating on your spouse near a traffic cam, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Dan and Rand and Jay will share
0:05.7	Tales of folks so unaware they lack and grace
0:08.7	And sometimes choose the life they choose
0:10.7	We'll make the news breaking down each epic bail
0:13.6	In Florida there's half-rise bail
0:15.7	I'm happy to say they couldn't make this up
0:20.2	So listen to our podcast band with co-host Arme and Dan.
0:25.2	Fenders, don't be a jerk.
0:27.2	I'm sweat the music.
0:28.5	Which the funny hits.
0:29.9	We are going to take you down.
0:32.5	Stick around.
0:33.7	Make a sound.
0:34.2	Hunger Down is dumb people town.
0:36.8	Looking for a boost in the bedroom. Hems is here to help you with your personalized ED treatment options.
0:42.0	And it's all online.
0:43.6	When your car breaks down, what do you do?
0:45.1	Take it to a mechanic with no hesitations, right?
0:47.6	You need it.
0:48.4	And it's not something most guys can fix themselves.
0:51.2	And you should think the exact same way about your ED.
0:55.8	But the reality is you might be hesitant to seek help. Thankfully through HIMS, you can get access to personalized
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