Pete Holmes | Son of a Boy Dad #389
Son of a Boy Dad
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4.9 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, son of a boy dad listeners. |
| 0:01.9 | You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:07.3 | Prime members can listen, ad free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:14.6 | I got you. |
| 0:15.9 | You got a big ass coffee today, my mom. |
| 0:17.8 | Bro. |
| 0:18.8 | A little local place I found. |
| 0:21.6 | Were we good to go? |
| 0:24.8 | Look, I'll talk about whatever you want to talk about. |
| 0:29.6 | If you like lattes, but it's too much fucking milk, now I'm making it a guy thing. |
| 0:35.4 | Too much fucking titty milk, bro. Get a quartado. That's what this is. Yeah, a quartado. So it's an espresso with just a little bit of milk. Nice. So I see people drinking these fuck-off lattes and I laugh at them. So have a good laugh with the guy who figured it out. They're a one-ounce cup. Your shock glass. Yes, I could fill this. I'm not going to make that joke at 9 a.m. It's like 8 a.m. My body's time. You know, he's like a coffee nut. He has like a $10,000 Lamaar Zoko set up at home. Seven. Seven, five. Let's not get out of. It's seven, five and with the Japanese, the cups. Ceramic mugs. The ceramic mugs. I mean, I'm not ashamed to admit. I think it's a wonderful hobby. I also have an ECM Synchronica. Oh, well done. I meanless? Bro. That's all we talk about. Is this real? Then everyone just turned it off. No, it's somehow. Go re-listen to Shane. No, no. I'm sure Shane, see, that's why Shane, he's brilliant and he appeals. He's a drip coffee motherfucker, and I'm out here going, like, you guys tamp it? And everyone's like, well, that will never be as big. |
| 1:44.8 | The Tampa from Northport. |
| 1:45.9 | No, no. |
| 1:46.5 | We'll never be as big. |
| 1:47.6 | I saw, I saw him at Madison Square Garden and I thought I need to invest in coffee. |
| 1:54.5 | You mean? |
| 1:55.4 | This is unattainable. |
| 1:57.4 | I need a. |
| 1:58.0 | I can't do this. |
| 1:58.7 | I should lean into my coffee. |
| 2:00.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:00.5 | Clearly this pursuit I'm in is, can't do this. I should lean into my coffee. Yeah. Clearly, this pursuit I'm in has reached a ceiling. Are you sobi noodles? Are you sober? Oh. Soby noodles. Now you're on my podcast. Yeah. Guess what? You're on my podcast. By the way, we've begun. Is that okay? Of course. Okay, great, great. |
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