Pete Holmes Roasts Ellen and Does Al Pacino Impression
Adam Carolla Show
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4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
Pete Holmes is a stand-up comedian, actor, and author who has a new special “Silly Silly Fun Boy” out on youtube today. Go check it out! Follow him on instagram at @peteholmes for more updates and go to peteholmes.com to find out where you can see him live.
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| 0:00.0 | In this episode, very funny comedian Pete Holmes, plus the news right after this. |
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