Pete Holmes: Gimme a donut...Really! | Whiskey Ginger

Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino

Andrew Santino & Wave

Comedy

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Welcome to Whiskey Ginger a Wave series presented by Fanduel. Andrew Santino welcomes back comedian, actor, author, and podcast host Pete Holmes for another beautifully chaotic episode full of comedy, spirituality, parenting, anxiety, creativity, and absolute nonsense. Pete and Santino bounce from deep philosophical ideas to the dumbest possible bits in under thirty seconds like only they can. They talk about getting older, staying playful, stand-up evolution, weird audience moments, family life, and why comedy might just be the closest thing we have to religion. Pete also talks about his brand new stand-up special Silly Silly Fun Boy and his new children’s book Spells To Cast On Your Parents, available now for preorder. Pre-order Pete’s new book Spells To Cast On Your Parents:https://a.co/d/00gYzGQD Watch Pete’s new special Silly Silly Fun Boy on 800 Pound Gorilla:https://youtu.be/qzsHolR05hg?si=qQdHOcZ_gZKXvuXn Follow Pete Holmes:https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes Follow Andrew Santino:https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Follow Whiskey Ginger:https://instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast #WhiskeyGinger #AndrewSantino #PeteHolmes #ComedyPodcast =================================================== This episode is sponsored by: FANDUEL Sign up now for your twenty-five dollar bonus on FanDuel Predicts. HEAD TO https://fanduel.com/whiskey TO GET STARTED! RULA FIND A THERAPIST THE EASY WAY! https://rula.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back.
0:04.4	Mom!
0:05.0	Up the stairs for something.
0:07.8	Ugh, back down, no idea what I went up for.
0:12.0	Mom, what's for dinner?
0:13.6	Chop, sizzle, done.
0:17.1	Hello, fresh, can't slow life down, but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier.
0:23.4	So its phones down, forks up.
0:25.5	Hello Fresh. Bring back dinner time.
0:29.8	Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger, a wave series presented by Fandul.
0:33.8	Hey, Whistjinge fans, tonight.
0:38.3	Tonight, me and Bobby Lee are going to be at the YouTube Theater right here in Los Angeles, California.
0:43.3	YouTube Theater, come out and see the bad friends.
0:45.3	Probably the only show we're going to do together this year.
0:47.3	Tonight, the tickets are at Andrew Santino.com, and so are June 28th.
0:51.3	I'm in San Diego at the Sound.
0:53.3	And July 24th, I'm at the Ameristar Casino in St. Charles, Missouri, basically St. Louis. St. Louis, come see me July 24th, San Diego, June 28th, and tonight, tonight May 8th. The bad friends are going to be at the YouTube theater right here in L.A. for the Netflix as a joke fest. Go to Andrewsantino.com for those tickets, Andrewsantino.com.
1:15.7	In here, we pour whiskey, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk.
1:18.5	You were that creature in the ginger beard.
1:20.2	Sturdy and ginger.
1:22.4	Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.
1:23.6	Ginger's a fugitive.
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