Hello, everyone. Welcome to Cruel Classics for March 26, 2023. I'm your host, Superfan,

Giovanni. This is the podcast we play select clips from the entire 14-plus years and

3,500-plus episodes of the Adam Cruel Show history. Even if you listen every day, chances

aren't, don't remember all this. I would take over 260 days just to listen non-stop and

none of us have that time. So let's listen to these expertly curated clips. I hope you

enjoy. All right, coming up first with our first clip of the day. It is a continuation

from yesterday's Adam Cruel Show 736 Part 2. And this episode originally had Michael

Naird and Larry Miller P. Holmes. And this portion is just P. Holmes. It's his first appearance

on the Adam Cruel Show. Kind of where Adam and Pete fell in love. Before crashing, before

everything else, this one's from January 17th, 2012.

And now, Alcoa presents, definitely not a Jew on the Adam Cruel Show.

Deepline Burlington Vermont, a 45-year-old woman, was charged with vandalism and creating

a public health hazard when she smashed the doors of Burlington City Hall with the carcass

of a dead raccoon. Definitely not a Jew.

Yeah, I love that. Is that the thing? Oh, yeah. That's the thing we do.

Definitely not a Jew. Definitely not a Jew. Open the newspaper. You'll find a definitely

not a Jew almost every day of the week. This is your perspective on the news you go.

That's not a Jew. That's what I do. How could that be one of the chosen?

It'll be like, you know, Dade County, Florida. Man is sucked into his own swamp boat propeller.

And it's like, while holding a moonshine. And it's like, all right, definitely not a

Jew. Nope, definitely not a Jew. All right, shut your mic, Dawson. Thank you very much.

Pete Holmes in studio. If the voice sounds familiar, he's the voice of the E-Trade baby.

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