Pete Holmes asks about inexplicable inexperiences
Handsome
Headgum
4.9 • 14.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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The hilarious Pete Holmes asks Handsome to share their most mystifying experiences! Plus senior drinks, Mae's caricature art, and a big Happy Birthday to Tig! Don't forget to get tickets to our May 4 Live Show in LA!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.4 | Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. That's smart. Not checking which side of your car the gas tank is on when pulling up to the pump. Oh no. Now I have to pull off a seven point turn in a small parking lot just so I can fuel up. |
| 0:19.7 | Yeah, check in first is smart. So check |
| 0:21.8 | Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. |
| 0:26.2 | Potential savings varies subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North |
| 0:29.8 | American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. In partnership with Airbnb, |
| 0:35.1 | let's talk a little bit about travel. TIG, as you know, I'm about to go on |
| 0:39.2 | my first big tour around the United States. And while I'm traveling in a bus, I want to make sure I get |
| 0:43.9 | a couple nights in a nice comfy bed that's not on wheels. So I'm going to book a couple nights stay on |
| 0:49.7 | Airbnb. That sounds like a plan, May. What area are you looking? Well, I'm going to be in Florida, which I'm very excited about. |
| 0:57.1 | And I'd love to find somewhere with a hot tub or a sauna that I can relax in, maybe some nice |
| 1:02.4 | nature nearby, like a big park or something. |
| 1:05.3 | I love finding a home on Airbnb because I know I can get the place all to myself and I can |
| 1:09.8 | read tons of reviews and make sure |
| 1:11.4 | it's a great place. Airbnb also has guest favorites badges that show me the highest rated and |
| 1:17.1 | most loved homes. I'm just never gone wrong booking one of those. You know I swam with sharks in |
| 1:22.5 | Florida? Is that something you would ever try? I hadn't thought about that, but if I'm near the ocean, then who knows? |
| 1:29.4 | Maybe I will. |
| 1:30.3 | On the other hand, if I find a really nice place on Airbnb, I may just never want to leave. |
| 1:36.3 | Handsome Pot. |
| 1:37.3 | Chatting to Friends on the Handsome Pod. |
| 1:40.3 | Chatting to Friends on the Handsome Pod. |
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