Pete Holmes and Bobby have a Heated Rivalry

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All Things Comedy

Stand-up, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 15.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Comedian Pete Holmes joins and survives Bobby’s topic tornado. We chat rivalry tension, male erotica, rabbits, Seinfeld stories, Jeff Bridges impressions, box-of-chocolates wisdom, co-sleeping debates, Ojai living, the philosophy of laughter, and who's Sydney Sweeney.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Bobby Lee, and I created a graphic novel with my friend Matthew here. It's called Deadweight. Look at how beautiful this is. Wow. Wow. Amazing. Dude, this looks great. Look at that. Oh my god, dude. You can get it everywhere. Books are sold, Barnes & Noble, Amazon, and GunnerBooks.com. It's rated our Kung Fu Panda meets Kickass. It's from my heart.
0:21.3	And so please check it out. What are you doing? What are you doing? I just think it's kind of a lot of flexing going on.
0:52.3	There's no flexing.
0:53.3	You're playing a piano I can't hear and you're like, are you going to wear your headphones? Well, yeah. Why don't you say put on your headphones? What? I wrote you a song. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Have you ever taken a shower before
1:11.4	here it is
1:14.5	here
1:15.3	now,
1:16.2	yeah,
1:16.3	Duky Houser
1:17.6	Dana, play it again.
1:19.1	Dana na na na na na na na na
1:21.5	na na na na na na na na
1:22.4	Yeah.
1:23.6	Yeah.
1:25.2	I don't know it.
1:26.8	I don't know it.
1:44.2	Huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah Hauser. You just play it, bro. You know how white people... Oh, good. You know white people with their lips? He has no borders. It's like... The colors of your lips is like the same of your face. I don't understand. I love when people have borders. Borders? Yeah, yeah.
1:44.5	I think borders.
1:46.0	I go to doctors without borders to my college. Oh, you do? Yeah. I have a border. He has a very clear border. What are you talking about? What do you want me to use a pencil? Do you want you to outline it like the 90s? Yeah, I do. Two, three, four.
2:00.6	With my shiny nails.
2:04.3	Creed. Like the 90s? Yeah, I do. Two, three, four. With my tiny nails. Are you making fun of my nails? Tiny nails. Tiny nails. Oh, you're attacking. Oh, boundaryless lips. That's an observation. That's an observation. That's an observation. That's a observation. That's a observation. Oh, is that the look you want? Is that the look you want? No lips. Third base? I'll tell you this. Oh, I'm sorry. The Joker has fucking borders, dude. The Joker has borders? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you going Joaquin on me? Yeah, you're Joaquin. I don't recognize the way. Anyway, what's your fuck? Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Did you write me a song? That was it. Anyway, how come we've never done our podcast before i don't know man do you guys
2:52.8	have a history of beef or no we do have a lot of beef ah well um what it would describe beef
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