Welcome to staying relevant the bonus episode hosted by two best friends me Sam Thompson and Peter Wicks.

This episode will contain swearing if you don't like it, go fuck yourself. This is our official

last record of 2025. My God, it's gone fast. It's fucking been painstaking. But you'll be listening to this in 2026. It's the first bonus episode of 2026, which means it's Thursday today, and you'll be able to watch this as normal on Sunday from 5pm on Josh's YouTube channel. And Monday's main episode is currently out on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel as of 5pm last night, which

was Wednesday, which means that you can catch us on a Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday.

Wonderful. As always, the bonus episode is always about you. So you can email us and get in touch

at hello at srproductions.co co dot uk shall we go straight in with a

fucking email i think we get straight in there peter this one is from jake he goes hey sam hey pete

in the spirit of a new year which is all about reinventing yourself and thinking of some better

future versions of you where do you see the other being in 10 years time I look forward to this one from Jake. I actually think that's quite a good question. 10 years time for Pete, so you'll be 47. So let's just start because otherwise this could be a real quick answer. Do you think I'll be dead? No, you'll be alive. Okay, there we go. We've got something to work with here, kids. You're going to outlive us all.

You're going to outlive us all,

which is going to be wild.

It's like that grandma who smokes

like a million packs of f***ing down. You're like, how are you still alive? And she's like, I actually attributed it to the cigarettes. And like, you know, and someone just goes, it's the nicotine that keeps me going.

It is weird, actually, I, what's that,

fuck, what's his name, Dick Van Dyke? Do you know who Dick Van Dyke is? So he's 100 years old now, right? And they asked him the other day, how's it? He went, yeah, quite good. I still try and dance and do this and say, why do you think you live so long? And he went, I just don't care.

I'm not even joking.

He said, I don't hate.

I don't get upset.

I just don't care. I'm not even joking. He said, I don't hate, I don't get upset. I just don't care. I think that could be the way forward. Because we all know I'm quite an angry person. Maybe I'll just stop caring. Oh, yeah, but if you don't care, you'll be even better because then you'll give us even more unfiltered versions of what you think.

Can it get more unfiltered? I don't know.

I'm not sure.

So where do you see me in 10 years, 17?

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