Pete Firman
Russell Howard’s Five Brilliant Things
Avalon
4.5 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | McDonald's cards are here. |
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| 0:20.0 | . Ends 27th of April app may be required. See macD rules.com.uk.ukukukukukukuk, U.K. Hello, my friends. Welcome to Five Brilliant Things, |
| 0:30.0 | where I meet fascinating people to talk about the stuff, people and moments they love. |
| 0:34.7 | My guest today is the comedian and magician Pete Furman. And it is a fun one. |
| 0:40.9 | We're going to be talking about the best sauce to have on chips, the majesty of a local theatre |
| 0:47.3 | with all this dust and heckles. And we will be talking, of course, about magic. |
| 0:57.1 | Here is Pete Furman with his five brilliant things. |
| 1:03.4 | Hello, Pete Furman. How are you? |
| 1:04.3 | I'm good, thanks, man. |
| 1:05.8 | You've got a lovely voice. |
| 1:06.6 | Really? |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah, it's so sing-song and pleasant. It feels like you're... Every time you said the word shallow just before we started. Right. Not of me, but of the glass that you have before you. Glass, yeah, this is... And I just thought, gosh, those words must really enjoy falling out of your mouth. I guess I should, maybe I could... I don't know who makes this particular glass, but I think, you know, if I was to advertise it and comment on its quality, shallow, you know, perhaps I could. Yes, it is, there's, yeah, but you're bringing something so different to the word shallow. Really? Yeah, don't you think, Dan? Yeah, yeah. A mystery. I do do a bit of voice over, not as much as I would like. Do you know you'd be very good as the voice of Alexa? |
| 1:47.7 | Right. |
| 2:01.0 | Or Siri or something like that. It would be just, it would make the digital realm a lot calmer. What about like a sat nav? Yes. Yeah. Would I trust it? Not necessarily. But would I be, would I enjoy the journey enjoy the journey absolutely brilliant you know it's |
| 2:02.5 | yeah it's |
| 2:03.2 | you can get weird there was sort of remember when there was a period was you remember the tomtoms when we were like they revolutionised kind of comedy in the sort of like naughtys yeah and then you can get like B.A. Baracus telling you how to get to like one of Jeff Whiting's gig |
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