Hey, everybody, and welcome to episode number 249 of the Chris Rose rotation, a production of

John Boy Media, and I wanted to chase this guy down for years because he does give the best

postgame interviews in the entire business. Pete Fairbanks of the Tampa Bay Arays, I think you

literally just rolled out of bed with that hair. Is that accurate?

I know I was up enough to get a coffee, but other than that, I haven't moved much.

How is it?

You're joining us from Toronto.

How is the Toronto coffee?

It was not my favorite cold brew.

It was the first time, in fairness, I normally get more of an espresso beverage from the place that's right by our hotel and the cold brew has let me down. I'm

going to have to go back to the espresso that they have. So do you go down and are you the

like coffee snob? Will you complain about it? I'm not going to go back and complain, no.

I'll just complain about it probably to JA and Poe, you know,

and just let them hear my frustrations as opposed to, you know,

voicing it to the people that actually might be able to rectify the situation.

Okay, fair enough.

Boy, we've got a lot to get to, and we appreciate your time today.

Let's start with the t-shirt selection.

Please hold that up so that everybody... Sorry, let me get a little closer.

All right. Seat belts, everyone. Is that the magic school bus?

That is the magic school bus. I, you know, my mother was a fourth grade teacher and then a librarian.

So I'd like to attribute that to her and the fact that

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