meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete and Sebastian Show 502

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Pete is bad a murdering and Sebastian teaches us what "grounding" is all about!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:12.0

Pete, I'm sorry. It's Jimmy from Boston. Katie, you're in church every week and you can't recite the entire

0:31.0

I'm a father prayer. Jesus don't want to stare at you kid. Shit, I haven't been a church on a regular basis since I believe in the toots

0:40.0

Mary and I can bang on a perfectile father in my sleep. I'm over here Lord come take your five minute gaze at old J.S.B. Always your precious time on F fraudulent bastards.

1:11.0

Three, two, one.

1:15.0

Pete, Sebastian show his back. How you doing Sebastian Menace Skelko? It feels like it's been a while. How you doing?

1:25.0

It's been a while. It's been a while. Damn right. We had a rerun. J.J. Watts rerun. People seem to like it. Let me get the air conditioning on here because it's 77 degrees.

1:38.0

So him. So him working out on a video the other day he just relentless. What's he do? Go away for like one week.

1:48.0

Lay by a beach, take photos of the food and then go home and lift buildings.

1:54.0

The discipline man. Oh, it's a discipline. Yeah, he he was actually at the F1. I don't know if you saw him at F1 in Miami changing out tires in the pit stop.

2:06.0

No, no, I did not. Yeah, they had a bunch of NFL guys in the pit changing out tires and whatnot. I guess doing some cross promotion with F1.

2:19.0

So yeah, that's that man. My head's all over the map. What do you got that? I got nothing to start right now. I got I got to like ease into this. I know you got some topics.

2:29.0

Well, yeah, I mean, we get let's just ease into it. I know we don't normally do current events, but this this one it's been sticking out. Did you see in those couple days ago? It is tragic.

2:40.0

Some guy tried to jump off a cliff. Did you see that with his wife and kids watching? No, all right. It's all over the video. There's some cliff in like one of these exotic places where there's a hundred foot cliff and people jump off it.

2:55.0

Sometimes they're devils jump off it, but you got to jump far out. All right. Now some rocks. He rents a boat. He's like 31. He used to be a pro soccer player.

3:07.0

And this guy's fit and I got his two kids in the boat. They young jumps halfway down hits the rocks screaming. You know dies. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Let me stop here.

3:20.0

Is he doing this to commit suiciders? He doing this for their.

3:25.0

So sorry. He rented a boat. He's got his wife and kids with him. Watch daddy jump off a cliff. I'm like, hey, go to a water block. What the fuck?

3:34.0

What the fuck? Yeah, suicide. Nothing. They're all watching. The wife is filming. She starts screaming.

3:40.0

Wait, do you see it? Do you see it on the video? The guy hit the yes. You see it. He bounces off the rock.

3:47.0

Then they say that when he landed in what they say to rock didn't even kill him. He ended up drowning because he's unconscious in the war.

3:54.0

You don't have to boat closer. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like if Mike's wife was jumping off a cliff, I'd be just out of jumping distance.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from SiriusXM, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of SiriusXM and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.