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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete and Sebastian Show 335

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week's topics include: Little lies, Tom Cruise's hair, what to call your son's penis, doobies, dirty talk, and big announcements!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:16.0

Today, biscuit! It's Jimmy from Boston. The fact that biscuit dropped a

0:25.1

dose in a hospital and a nurse! A nurse thought that it may have come out of a

0:31.0

baby's ass! It's concerning! I mean, you're a grown man with tiny little squirrel

0:37.3

shit, huh kid? You may want to change that diet of yours! Speaking of which, you may

0:42.8

want to consult a professional as well, Pady, running around with that flame

0:47.4

throw-up between your legs, probably suffocated every plant that's in his house

0:52.4

with that stink piss! Oh, wait a...

0:56.4

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0:57.4

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1:02.4

If you feel that it's real, I'm all trial and I'm a head I get in the rhythm!

1:09.4

Wow, what a tune! I'll tell you, no off-show is back baby!

1:15.4

It's a tune! Even my sister said that, she's like, you guys play such good music!

1:20.4

Pete and Sebastian show-a-back! A Pete Corrielli! Of course! Sebastian Menace Skelko hanging!

1:29.4

DJ LouBee on the glass! Sebastian, what's going on dude? What are we doing? What's up man?

1:35.4

How's life? Where are we going? I got a little adurbs here. What do you got?

1:40.4

You need to shut it down here. I actually like the song I wanted to hear a little bit more of it,

1:45.4

but I couldn't hear a damn thing over your horse mouth. What? You know what I mean?

1:51.4

All of the days, I don't say anything and the music's playing and you go,

1:55.4

FUCK!

1:58.4

Is this Billy Joel?

2:00.4

Elton John. Elton John. I tell you that that acapella in the beginning gave me a little chill.

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