When you join Tinder, you might not have been looking for answers, but there were some good

clues, like in the way they smiled with their eyes.

Like how they didn't reach free hand before you'd reach for theirs.

And when the time was right, they popped the question,

Will you keep a toothbrush at my place?

From toothbrush proposals to non awkward silences, there's a world of possible connections on

Tinder.

Whatever you're looking for, it starts with a swipe, explore the possibilities on Tinder.

Hello today.

This is the Pete and Sebastian Show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menacekalko.

Peter!

This is Jimmy from Boston.

Beaty, if you're old, ask me to go get a new hip, because we can't have you all laid

on on the floor, hopped up on pills, pissing into your skinny jeans.

We'll get you a shit together and make that appointment today, kid.

And by the way, I too love Casper mattress.

And may I just say that it is very aptly named because mine is invisible.

Oh, I hate us.

I don't have music and that's definitely not it.

Why don't you just start cold.

What?

You don't have anything?

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