Pete And Sebastian Show 281

The Pete and Sebastian Show

Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.9 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Pete accidentally gives out someone's address, Sebastian battles new critters, and the guys tell each other children's stories as a competition!

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0:00.0	I was set on being a Mounted Police Officer from a young age, but I knew it had to move
0:05.1	to make it happen, and for me, the Met presented endless opportunities.
0:10.0	From joining as a PC at age 23, I went into a variety of roles, from emergency response
0:15.3	to public order policing. As a sergeant in the Mounted Branch, my dream job became reality.
0:21.1	Now I've been promoted to Inspector, I can't wait to see where my career takes me next.
0:25.9	Become a Met Police Officer, search Met Police Careers.
0:32.9	This is the Pete and Sebastian Show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.
0:42.9	Pete!
0:46.9	Pete!
0:48.9	Pete!
0:49.9	It's Jimmy from Boston.
0:52.9	Pete, let me get this straight. When you want to make new friends, you just try whipping
0:58.9	you, prick out in a gym locker room, and if that doesn't work, you try to crowbar into
1:05.2	the after shower, chitchat! You are no longer suspect, you're guilty, kid.
1:11.8	I hate it!
1:13.8	I never need a light, just before you know me.
1:21.8	That was Jimmy from Boston, bringing it to its lowest common denominator. Thank you Jimmy.
1:26.8	Thank you for white rationing it up like a...
1:29.8	What's up bro? What are we doing? Come on, what are we doing? It's a Sebastian.
1:33.8	It's the Pete and Sebastian Show, on the other end of the year, it's Sebastian Manace Skelko,
1:38.8	and it's up all over the country with the standup, headlining the damn Coliseum in Vegas soon.
1:45.8	October 8th, I believe. Film TV, we get together once a week on Pete Corrielli, also comedian,
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