You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

This is The Pete and Sebastian Show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menescalco.

Pete!

It's Jimmy from Boston.

Pete, let me get this straight.

You're a grown man and you need your wife to spoon feed you step by step instructions on how to clean up after you spill a drink.

How you're surviving in that long island basement alone without Jackie is a fucking miracle kid.

I hate her.

Yeah, you know you gotta help me out.

Yeah, don't you put me on the back of her.

You know you gotta help me out.

And Sebastian Show, favorite time of the week for me.

What's up Sebastian?

Johnny, my man, my boy, my bro, cowboy, king.

We are videotaping this just for an experiment.

And as Jimmy's message was on, I was kind of picking my nose a little bit.

Just to get some crust out of the front.

And then I looked and I go, I can't videotap this.

There's stuff that goes on that nobody should be saying.

Don't worry, dude, listen, we're only going to use you.

I know.

You pick a lot though.

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