You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

This is The Pete and Sebastian Show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

You are a Pete's work, I tell ya.

I mean, here while most dads are joking that they got their kids' nose, or they're pulling quarters from behind their ears,

your joke is to tell your daughter that she's dead and motherless?

No fucking way for not to want to shit as old as with you kid.

UGHH!

I love you, Pete and Sebastian, baby, we are back.

I'm comedian Sebastian, I'm comedian Corrielli, and of course, always with me, the man

that met the legend, Sebastian Menace Skelko with DJ Lil' Behind the Glass.

What's up boys?

Yo, you'd ask Sebastian what are we even-

What am I, I'm like Captain, just playing the piano, waiting for Taneel to kick in, man.

Yeah, I did that purpose just to see what that reaction I would get.

Yeah, we are The Pete and Sebastian Show, two comedians kind of sharing stories about our lives

on a weekly basis. We have a back catalog of about what, 280 shows now Lil.

That's right.

Yeah, you can find it on Apple podcasts if you want to get caught up.

It's not a show where you need to follow week by week, but to get a flavor of it,

you should maybe consume a couple episodes prior to getting to this one.

But all the stuff that we're talking about is current, and I just jump right into it, man.

I don't know if you're dealing with this back up in Ferdonia or Long Island, but the flies out here,

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