Pete And Sebastian Show 258

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2017

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian tries to explain the concept of money to small children and Pete records himself misbehaving in church in this new episode!

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.
0:07.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:15.0	So you can stay one step ahead. Soon it'll feel more like free-wearing downhill.
0:21.0	On a tandem! What, mate? With a messer on the back.
0:25.0	Oh, that's nice. Search zero with an axe because healthy business is beautiful business.
0:30.0	You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian show on the RiotCastNetwork. RiotCast.com.
0:39.0	This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.
0:49.0	Pete!
0:53.0	Pete!
0:55.0	Hey!
0:56.0	Biscuit! It's Jimmy from Boston.
0:59.0	Listen to the three of you play junior detective with some of the funniest shit that I've ever heard.
1:07.0	I mean, you got a 20-something year old fucking kid roaming the streets at 4 a.m. sucking on a lollipop.
1:16.0	It breaks into a push and only steals a fistful of nickel. The fucking guy was tweaking.
1:23.0	He's obviously in a bad way. I mean, we're talking Marky Mark in that pickup truck in Boogie Night's Bad.
1:31.0	So you're smart to lock your car doors in night biscuit. I take it one step further and double check the house locks every time you go to bed.
1:39.0	Otherwise, you're gonna wake up one more and with that twisted bastard sucking on your pinky toes.
1:45.0	Oh, I hate that.
2:07.0	Pete and Sebastian, you should go.
2:09.0	So let's just scrap that. You came into this whole thing with a different attitude. I'm feeling low energy from you and you're saying that this is planned.
2:19.0	Yeah, this isn't low energy. This is Sebastian energy.
2:24.0	Yeah, but that's the thing.
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