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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete And Sebastian Show 255

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian gets into "cupping" and Pete gets a lion tamer to call in!

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

0:08.7

This is The Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:16.7

Pete!

0:23.7

Hey!

0:25.7

Briscuit!

0:26.7

It's Jimmy from Boston.

0:29.7

Holy shit, briscuit!

0:33.7

Look, I'll say this for your kid.

0:35.7

You're a bad a man that I am.

0:37.7

And not just because you're okay with paying a bunch of dudes to dress like half naked babies,

0:43.7

just so that you can pose for pictures with them at your party,

0:47.7

but because you used to go into a boss just like Captain Morgan!

0:53.7

God damn sword parrot and all!

0:56.7

Shit, you could take my wife and kids hostage.

1:01.7

And if the only way to free them was to do that shit, I whisper, I'm sorry.

1:07.7

And then I would let them know that I would see them all again one day on the other side.

1:12.7

And the best part is they don't understand.

1:16.7

I mean get your shit together.

1:18.7

Will your Hollywood?

1:20.7

Oh, I hate it.

1:26.7

We are back for a second.

1:28.7

I thought it was the Jimmy show.

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