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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete And Sebastian Show 246

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Twice in one week! Pete ignores his skin irritation long enough to educate us about life in Korea and Sebastian gets a treadmill delivered to his hotel room in this hilarious new episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

0:08.8

This is The Pete and Sebastian Show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:16.8

Peter!

0:23.8

Biscuit! It's Jimmy from Boston.

0:29.8

As much as I'd love to throw my two cents in about Christmas slaps and thrown rain

0:35.6

to the ass, I'm not gonna, because I'm just too happy that the show is finally back.

0:42.8

The only thing I will say is that only up in good old, opulent first class

0:47.8

would a band-aid-fingered ill-obrubbing necromancer and cat lady be entertained and tolerated.

0:55.8

If not wacko, try to pull that shit in, coach.

0:59.8

She'd be headbutted in the chin, and I would say the same would go for any overly-tanned and winter

1:07.8

want to be young George Hamilton looking, dude, who was passing out chapstick in a hand lotion

1:14.8

to every passenger that was sitting by him.

1:17.8

So you better be careful of their biscuit getting on upside-end.

1:21.8

Alright, uh...

1:30.8

Sing The Damn Song!

1:38.8

Don't wanna take from left right side to side

1:42.8

She gotta have a money

1:44.8

Nice peat and some best and show back on a nice schedule. How are you, pal?

1:49.8

Alright, so just feel we got the rhythm going now, although, uh... where are you?

1:55.8

Well, first of all, how are you doing this on a Friday at one o'clock? Are you on a lunch?

1:59.8

Uh, yeah, no, I'm in my office. I gotta tell you, uh, to keep it short and brief,

2:04.8

but I find that the past three or four episodes, uh, the past two we taped, the one we taped in tonight,

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