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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete And Sebastian Show 240

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The guys have a major announcement concerning the future of this show.....

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

0:08.8

This is The Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:30.0

Look, it doesn't time to bust balls, but right now we gotta put all bullshit aside,

0:35.6

because biscuit is gonna be a father!

0:38.8

Him and Long are gonna have a little baby biscuit.

0:42.2

Look, I gotta say, biscuit, that even when all your well-deserved success,

0:46.7

you are about to find out that nothing will ever top the excitement and happiness you are gonna feel

0:53.0

when your little girl arrives.

0:55.2

So let me just say first, and I know I speak for everyone.

0:59.6

Congratulations, kid!

1:01.6

Oh, I heard a...

1:29.6

I can laugh and I'm pro-fabric.

1:32.4

And I only sense a humor.

1:34.8

But if it rains again, like it gets the day I'm gonna have to leave a little bit sooner.

1:46.8

But I give it all myself, I'm having fun.

1:50.8

I'm dead.

1:52.0

Don't even ask me if you can call.

1:54.8

I'm low.

1:56.8

Down in the border, you need to be older.

1:59.6

You sure don't look like my daughter.

2:02.4

You're a ridiculous age, try to scream out of danger now.

2:06.0

Land up in a Mexican jail.

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