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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete And Sebastian Show 233

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2016

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Pete helps Sebastian with preparing for parenthood, Sebastian hangs out with Brian Regan, and Pete explains last week's debacle in this hilarious new episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

0:08.8

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:23.0

Two weeks or nothing and then you'll post 2.32 for a half a minute and you take it down.

0:30.0

I mean social media is above.

0:32.8

I try to tell everybody listen, I heard 2.32 and he did you guys a favor.

0:37.6

Because otherwise they were gonna bore you fracking guys to death.

0:40.8

The biggest takeaway was that biscuits got a billboard on Hollywood Boulevard.

0:45.2

And he brings a lot of bite nice, you know, he's trying to procreate.

0:48.0

Look at me, honey, there I am, it's my big head on a billboard.

0:50.8

You think that's gonna hurt some points, right?

0:52.5

How fucking way? The guy does it while she's on the back of the scooter.

0:56.0

Hey honey, jump in the back of the scooter.

0:57.6

Look at my billboard, okay look at it.

1:00.0

You're gonna get the cold shoulder after that.

1:02.0

You don't take your fucking wife to go look at your billboard on a motorized gerbil.

1:07.2

There's never gonna be any babies in your future.

1:08.8

You keep making decisions like that shit.

1:10.8

Oh, uh.

1:27.6

I want to love somebody.

1:46.8

I hate you need somebody to love, but I want to love somebody.

1:54.8

I hate looking for someone to love, cause you need to be back in the arms of a good friend.

2:06.8

He's in Sebastian's show back on track.

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