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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete And Sebastian Show 225

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2016

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Pete starts his writing gig. Sebastian takes control of the building of his house and has an amazing announcement regarding the JFL Comedy Festival in this hilarious new episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on The Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.

0:08.8

This is The Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:16.8

Hello, Biscuit! It's Jimmy from Boston. Congratulations on The Riot and Gig Pady.

0:29.6

Best decision Kevin James and that sitcom could have made, kid. The crazy thing is,

0:34.5

that isn't even the biggest takeaway from last show. The real takeaway is the more success

0:40.0

that Biscuit has. It seems the more he loses brain function than the ability to think from, so

0:45.4

the guy hired some measly Yahoo to meet and walk with them from one gate to the next of the

0:51.2

airport because God forbid he had a look up and actually read the gate numbers himself and see

0:56.0

which way the direction arrow was pointing. The best part is, this wacko he hired still had

1:01.9

a run into the airport like an asshole. Not to mention he hired a travel agent. Where the hell do

1:07.1

you even find a travel agent this day and age? Biscuit, you do realize you just paid some

1:12.4

smock to log on to a speedier for you, right kid? In the top of it all off, he booked you in the

1:17.5

wrong fucking room! Listen, just because you have the means, it doesn't make every half-witted idea

1:23.9

the way. I mean, I know a dude that's so shit out of the trunk of his car. He'll drive it right to you.

1:29.0

It doesn't mean I should buy my kid's Christmas gifts off the goddamn guy. Look, next time you're

1:34.0

gonna travel, take your own advice. Let's get organized, huh? Right up!

2:04.0

I'm a street, I was passing my time away. To the left and to the right, building down into the sky

2:16.3

is at a sight in the dead of night. Here I am, in the city, with all this bullet down and

2:29.1

you say that you better believe I'm that. Pete and Sebastian show, back on track, I got, I don't

2:39.6

know what to say here, it sounds like you might not even be tired, man, because usually when we hook up,

2:44.7

you get on and go, oh I'm exhausted, I am so tired right now. You are. Oh my god, I'm

2:55.2

tired. Lana and I just want to go play tennis and what we're doing to make our tennis matches,

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