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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete And Sebastian Show 214

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Pete has a confession to make about the state of the show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

0:08.8

This is The Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:21.8

All right everyone listen up here's the true story of a why the show wasn't up on Friday.

0:26.8

There were no technical difficulties. You see what happened is we all finally got together.

0:31.9

That's right we all got together at Biscuits House and needless to say some shit went down.

0:37.3

I mean DJ Louis followed every mob or a red but it's a killer shot and then he passed out on

0:42.4

Biscuits coach, cuddling on any vet opposed to that he conveniently had folded up in his back pocket.

0:48.1

Biscuit, he drank three bottles of wine and then he jumped off the roof into the pool after yelling

0:53.3

screw Tony dancer. I'm the fucking boss and after a case of blue moon,

0:58.0

Pete he tucked his junk in between his legs like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

1:02.7

and he yelled at a tree all night because it wouldn't dance with them.

1:06.0

You see me? Well Biscuit was worried I was going to steal his TV or some shit so I had a

1:10.2

thing to catch him with the staff all night but no worries. It was Ben Restore the show was back

1:15.2

and it's coming out to all news so enjoy. Oh and if anybody wants a good deal on a semi-use

1:20.8

64 inch curved screen Samsung 4K television get a touch and we get all right.

1:27.5

None of it was true.

1:50.8

But nothing lasts forever and we both know how to change.

2:04.4

What's up everybody it's Pete Corrielli here and I can't start the show the same way I always do man I can't I can't I come to you with a heavy

2:31.1

heavy heart man like all great duos, benefer, Oprah and Obama what a team they were fucking

2:44.0

wham like all the great duos of the past 30 40 years man they break up they drift apart.

2:52.2

As I said I come to you today with a heavy heart because it's 200 episodes um man man what

2:58.0

are we saying it's a late April fools it's a late April fools.

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