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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete and Sebastian Show 186

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2015

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The guys play a round of Man-erios in this hilarious new episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

With BT broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom and hello to...

0:04.6

Huh?

0:31.0

You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian show on the RiotCast Network, RiotCast.com.

0:40.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:49.0

Pete is from Boston.

0:55.0

There Pete is reaching out to his good buddy, Biscuit, seeking some honest life advice,

1:04.0

trying to figure out if he truly is a psycho and if he should actually go and see a psychiatrist

1:11.0

and biscuit in his infinite wisdom strikes again, just like he did with Vlad,

1:16.0

giving the lamest, most generic and trite advice that is humanly possible.

1:22.0

Telling Pete, hey, sometimes you gotta stop and look around, smell the roses,

1:27.0

the fucking kid is quote, ferrispula.

1:30.0

So I gotta ask Biscuit, you gotta get in the other 80s classics, you go to one attempt

1:34.0

and to provide a friend with some profound guidance.

1:36.0

Shit, I'm surprised that after you told him to look on the bright side,

1:40.0

he didn't go and say it's not like a pesky gophe keeps stealing your golf ball

1:44.0

or that you had a sacrifice of a whole family in detention.

1:47.0

I mean, socrates, you think, got nothing on you kid?

1:50.0

You're like a goddamn modern day biscuit thief.

1:52.0

So, Pete, maybe next time you're feeling down, you should just go and throw a toga potty, huh?

1:57.0

Later.

2:06.0

I can't come on now, so what could I say you will?

2:11.0

Wow, Pete and Sebastian show, we're back, baby.

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