You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

This is The Pete and Sebastian Show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Pete Aay Biscuit, it's Jimmy from Boston.

So here's what I learned last show.

The only way that Hollywood Biscuit would have found it acceptable for Pete to hang out

with Lu and I is if all of a sudden I became the NFL's defense player of the year, in

Luke suddenly became a bouncy piano playing pop star with a stylus.

But even more disturbing than Biscuit's disrespect, although I suppose this could be flattering,

depending upon how you want to look at it, was the fact that if either of us were to become

a dashing rich Latino fella, Pete was going to want to bang us.

I mean needless to say it was a lot of shit to take in.

I don't know how to go with the title you.

I can't believe you know more.

I think we're gathering new listeners by the dozens actually.

I made the mistake of checking the damn readings the last week and still not a sign of us,

not a sign.

No, you know damn well, we're not going to crack the 200 ever again.

This is a show that we do for a select group of people totally underground.

Nobody really knows it exists but one wants to do an in, man.

It's like a religion.

I mean I'm going through though, looking at all these shows in the top 200.

I'll be better.

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