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This is The Pete and Sebastian Show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Biscuit. It's Jimmy from Boston. So no idea what the two kids could have been whispering

about when you were on a hit the pool hop-esque. Let me enlighten your kid. Here's what they

were saying. Hey, look at this guy. Look at how obscene the white is T-Zot. And he's wearing

a short shot. Oh, he shes his legs. Look at his skin. His skin is still glistening from

the fresh coat of spray tan. Oh, does this motherfucker think he's fooling coming to this

pool with a beautiful woman on his arm? This dude's on our team. There you go kid. Mystery

south. Look, right or wrong. When you walk like a duck, quack like a duck, and look like

a gay duck. Motherfuckers are going to think you're a duck. It's just the way it goes kid.

Pete and Sebastian Show episode 160, something we are back. We are live. I don't know, man.

What's going on, Sebastian? How you doing? How you feeling? All right, I'm going to open it up

and give you this question. It's a question I got this morning.

And you probably have to think about this a little bit, but do you have a favorite joke?

Not of your own. Just an icebreaker joke that's maybe you heard from another comedian growing up,

just like a one-liner that you're like, if somebody told me,

Pete, tell me a joke. Do you have one?

I have jokes, but I don't have a favorite one. No, I can't. I'm trying to think. You're making me think.

I don't know. You don't have like a stock joke like two guys walking to a bar. You don't have

any of those that you could off the top of your head? No, I got some long ones that I enjoy.

You got to have the, you got to say it just right and they're long, but I don't have any

and quick ones. Wasn't old lady lived in a shoeshift so many kids, a uterus fell out.

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