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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete and Sebastian Show 154

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The guys have updates on their sitcoms, Sebastian's car crash, and Pete's nautical comedy in this hilarious new episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

0:05.6

Hey kids, it's Nick DePolo.

0:10.0

I got a new special out called Another Senseless Killing.

0:13.8

You got to love it.

0:14.8

Here's a couple clips.

0:16.0

You can get it at NickDip.com.

0:18.8

And you guys in your 20s, you're so spoiled.

0:21.9

You don't even know what bad point is.

0:24.0

You have no fucking idea.

0:25.8

I'm 51 years old.

0:27.2

You know the first thing I'm asked about it to, and this is your honest girl.

0:29.9

True, the Indian on the Lando Lakes Butterbox.

0:32.5

If that's true, more people are dying from obesity than starvation.

0:41.8

We're going to have to change those late night commercials you see.

0:44.3

You know the little ones, the African kids sitting in the desert with a bowl of rice in

0:49.3

front of them flies all over his face.

0:51.3

We're going to have to replace him with a 400-pound green-bait Packers fan sitting in his

0:55.4

recliner with a pile of chicken wings on his lap, barbecue sauce, and his hair.

1:02.4

But just 20 cents a day, you can buy this fat fucking treadmill.

1:05.0

And if it's just eight bucks, you can have that special.

1:10.2

Go to NickDip.com.

1:11.9

Thanks for your support, kids, and thanks for listening to the podcast.

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