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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

Pete and Sebastian Show 140

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2014

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Pete and Sebastian tackle the world's issues in this hilarious new episode! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Correlli and Sebastian Mascalco.

0:14.6

Gitty!

0:16.1

Biscuit, it's Jimmy from Boston.

0:18.3

Petey, you got some balls referring to those tight gray elastic bottom

0:23.3

Danny Zucco sweatpants you wear as cool. Are you kidding me? Do yourself a favor and burn those things.

0:31.0

You ain't 15 and this ain't 1885. And while you're at it, you should probably get rid of that mesh

0:36.8

Don Maddenley half shirt.

0:38.5

I'm pretty sure you will with those sweats.

0:41.0

And J.J. Watt, I know you expect the fans to continue to spend their cherished Sundays,

0:45.9

especially after a 2 and 14th season, by the way, watching the rest of your Texans games this year.

0:51.1

So you can sack up and sure as shit get back on board and stick it out with the best

0:56.0

show on the planet.

0:57.8

Where's the loyalty kid?

0:59.4

And trust me, with the Lorax as your quarterback, you're going to need the last this

1:03.6

year, buddy.

1:04.4

Later.

1:07.3

You ain't got enough stamps in your passport to fuck with young age you.

1:12.3

International. Um. You ain't got enough stamps in your passport What the fuck with young age, yo? International

1:13.1

Un-

1:14.6

U.

1:15.7

Cheaton Sebastian's show

1:17.6

We're back.

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