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This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menacekalko.

Hey, Biscuit! It's Jimmy from Boston. Biscuit! Let's try to forget the fact that you take a personal trip on your little scooter to have a man spray you down as you stand in before him in your tidy whiteies with your arms and legs spread open, your head back, your eyes closed and your best do what you will with me pose as if that shit wasn't bouncy enough.

What really blows my mind is the fact that you own your very own personal hand dryer who bullies the hair as a man kid.

It is no wonder GJWat doesn't pop up this show on social media. Don't disame to you! Listen to me, you squirt a little gel in your hand, you rubbed that shit through your hair and you get on with your day like a gentleman.

Larder!

Yeah, Pete and Sebastian show, we are back, God! I'm excited, I'm excited, it's all I'm going to say right now.

Oh yeah, this is long time coming, long time in between casts for us, so it's been so long we've had to write some notes down to remember to talk about them.

Yeah, there's a lot we got to get into and before we do, we're both on the road last week.

We said we might cast it up on a Saturday, I text you Saturday, I don't know what kind of text is that from a professional comedian at your level to text back and say, the more I think about it, I got nothing to talk about.

Yeah, because I knew what was in store for us and why do it cast when you haven't lived the life? There's life to our cast, man.

You got it, you bring up a great point because it was a part of me kind of glad we didn't do it and now I feel like there's just a lot to catch up on.

Yeah, we would have been a week almost behind these stories that we've encountered during the week, we might have forgot if we did this last week.

So to me, I think that was a great move on our part to save it for a Thursday night, airing on Friday. We got some stuff to get into, man.

We do, where do we start?

Well, I want to start by saying, you text me last, I think it was Saturday night and said, you bombed.

Bombed? Well, it was one of the worst experiences I've had on stage in about 10 years, man. Holy shit.

Sitting so joe, sitting soo.

What, it will take me through it. You were at what, some casino?

It's playing the comics comedy club in Foxwoods Casino and Connecticut, right? Nice club, nice people.

You know, I say it's a bomb, but it's really not a bomb, but bottom line, no matter what.

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